And to anyone who's ever wanted to dress up a boring tee without having any skills or exerting any effort whatsoever, here's a solution. Go to a fabric or craft store (we love SAS in Tempe or Phoenix) and look at the fancypants old lady casino appliqués and find that one that speaks to you. Purchase it, hot glue it to a t-shirt, and boom.
Mines looking a little ratty after several washes and a 9-month-old that likes sparkly things, but if you let it air dry, it should be no problem. Heck, you could even appliqué it on the way you're supposed to.
Sorry for the boob shot.